A thing I promise to never do:

Tell (not ask) the couple in front of me to sit down at a basketball game because I can't see when there is only a minute left in the game and your team is down by 2.

I have found a way to get paid for exercising, and feel that all is good and right with the world.

You know you've been watching too much of The Office when...

...you get sick in the middle of the night with a stomach bug, but can't wake up because in your dream you keep having to ask Stanley if he'll write your report because you aren't feeling well.

This is a bit silly, but lately, whenever I've been around dogs, I crack myself up with this thought: What if people behaved around other people the same way dogs behave around other dogs.

For example, we'd lock into another person as soon as we saw him/her, and wouldn't look away until we were right by him/her. In fact, we'd run to him/her as soon as he/she caught our attention, and if you were some dogs, knock him/her over.

Maybe I should start greeting friends this way.

I applied for the best job in the world!

http://islandreefjob.com/applicants/watch/GLhevf0DdVE

Feel free to give me 5 stars in return for free room if I win.

We live next to a gas station that has the following quotation at the bottom of its sign:

"Friendly Service"

Now, why is this in quotation marks? Is it to suggest sarcasm? Or perhaps there is a secret back room? Maybe even that is what they say about the place, but we're left to interpret it ourselves.

It's very curious, if you ask me.