What My New Years Resolutions Should Be

1) Stop drinking so much diet coke (and other diet varieties)
2) Stop pining after dresses online that you will never be able to afford to buy.
3) Stop looking at future dogs on the internet, and be happy you just have a place to live.
4) Stop freaking out about how there are ten million writers better than you out in the world, because you are 25 and still have room to grow, even though 25 is the same age Michael Chabon  and Flannery O'Connor were when they published their first novel.


But what I should do isn't always what I actually do.