Today in the church we visited, the pastor invited us to stand for the reading of the Scripture. He told us the page number in the pew Bibles, but since I had brought the same translation, I just turned to the right verses. He then asked us to read along with him.

I interpreted this as read out loud with him, I guess because he had gone to the trouble of telling us the page number it would be on. About a verse later, when nobody but I was reading the Scripture out loud, I realized that read along meant in your head.

The bad thing is, I laughed all during the "silent reflection" we were suppose to be doing after hearing Ephesians. And I even knew that this time we were suppose to be quiet.